• Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
  • Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

a-cicada:

People with weird tastes.

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh)

Random guy i seen at work. Really liked the blue in his eyes though

benaiah-the-king:

07 community summed up short.

benaiah-the-king:

07 community summed up short.

eerz:

Damn, girls with leg tattoos sure take a lot of bubble baths

thealextopia:

Photoshawp!
thealextopia.tumblr.com

thealextopia:

Photoshawp!
thealextopia.tumblr.com

Beach ☀️ #me

gabbyroars:

where did my self esteem go i can’t feel it

(Source: shesbombb)

(Source: gladerunning)

skinnygaykid:

we are all going to burn in hell

(Source: memewhore)

yrloved:

librariansoul:

alexandraerin:

underreacting:

just-living-la-vida-spooky:

cybercum:

i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”

GUYS I’M SO SORRY I NEVER REBLOG PORN but holy motherfucker I am laughing SO HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW SHE’S SO DISAPPOINTED
like
oh GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED

OMG



Her face doesn’t just fall, she recoils. “This is not the big sausage pizza I thought I was getting.”

He tainted the pizza. fucking douche. 

yrloved:

librariansoul:

alexandraerin:

underreacting:

just-living-la-vida-spooky:

cybercum:

i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”

GUYS I’M SO SORRY I NEVER REBLOG PORN but holy motherfucker I am laughing SO HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW SHE’S SO DISAPPOINTED

like

oh GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED

OMG

Her face doesn’t just fall, she recoils. “This is not the big sausage pizza I thought I was getting.”

He tainted the pizza. fucking douche.